Peenoes

Can be different depending on your gender you claim to be..
Male- can't see your penis or toes because your stomach is stick out too much.
Female- its a fine wine that I love and drink because I hate me ex's
Anything else- I need to reevaluate my life because I want to be famous and identify as whatever I want because my life sucks and I want to be different since my life has no purpose.
Man this quarantine has got me fucked up, I used to be in shape now all I have is a peenoes
by Guido and The Guy March 4, 2021
mugGet the Peenoesmug.

Rusty Biden

When your engaged in a wrestling style grapple and you slip a finger into your opponents butthole.
His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.
by Guido and The Guy April 6, 2019
mugGet the Rusty Bidenmug.

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
mugGet the Lazy Guidomug.

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