Guido and The Guy's definitions

Dipslack

When you get one over on everyone and then slap your dick across all of their faces.

Or

When you're on Guido and The Guy trying to say "Dickslap" but you slur the shit out of the phrase so it comes out half English half gibberish

John told everyone exactly what was going to happen...when it finally did happened he Dipslacked the entire house party.

Or

Mike was trying to say "Dickslap" but he sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles and said "Dipslack"

by Guido and The Guy November 18, 2021

The Yummy Gummy

When you stuff a 3 ft. (91.44cm) gummy worm in your partners butt hole and suck it out like you're trying to suck a a golf ball through a garden hose. Once it's completely removed, enjoy the fruits of your labor together.

The gummy worm I hoovered out of your mom's butt hole looked like an earthworm by the time it came out, so we enjoyed The Yummy Gummy with extra sauce.

by Guido and The Guy May 28, 2023

The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023