Definitions by Guido Lasalsa

Salary Wank 

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

Salary Wank by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

Salary Wank 

To masturbate whilst at work.

"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"

Salary Wank by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022