Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Guest2727277

Hypurgatory

The state of having a solid roster of girls in your phone/DMs who will text, flirt, and keep you on the hook… but you never actually get any play.

“Bro I got like 8 numbers saved, they all reply within 5 minutes… and I still ain’t kissed nobody in 4 months. I’m in hypurgatory.”

When you laugh so hard at something that nothing else is funny to you for the rest of the day.

“That was so fucking funny! I think i broke my laugh box!”

When you fry your jizz on a pan and eat it.

“Hey, what’s for breakfast?”
“I’m making wonder fizz!”