Definitions by Gudinover

cage-stage 

A Calvinist Christian who is obnoxiously opinionated about theological matters. So named because the person would be more appropriately kept in a cage until the phase passes and they can be more charitable about it all.

Don't even mention religion to that guy: he's full cage-stage, and you'll never get him to shut up.

cage-stage by Gudinover October 21, 2019