Chandler: "This girl in my class is pretty cute but I haven't spoken a single word to her yet. We follow each other on Instagram though."
Nick: "Well that's a start -- at least she follows you back"
Chandler: "Yeah, there's just a small problem."
Nick: "What?"
Chandler: "I accidentally liked one of her old posts."
Nick: "You're cooked bro -- that's some Title IX Rizz."
Nick: "Well that's a start -- at least she follows you back"
Chandler: "Yeah, there's just a small problem."
Nick: "What?"
Chandler: "I accidentally liked one of her old posts."
Nick: "You're cooked bro -- that's some Title IX Rizz."
by Gucci Butchi March 01, 2024
Friend + slut. People that are whores but in a platonic way. They’re the type of people that are desperate for friends — they’ll brag about all their friend groups but never engage any of their so-called “friends” one on one. Essentially the side character. 95% of their +1,000 Instagram followers they’ve never seen in person. There’s also a 95% chance that they’re in a frat or sorority since they can’t form organic relationships and resolve to paying for friends out of desperation.
“Did you hear about Sebastian? He’s such a flut!”
“Yeah, it makes sense that he joined a fraternity. He’s a fucking douchebag with no personality. He’s never had to work a day in his life and sits on his dad’s cock for beer money and friends.”
“Yeah, it makes sense that he joined a fraternity. He’s a fucking douchebag with no personality. He’s never had to work a day in his life and sits on his dad’s cock for beer money and friends.”
by Gucci Butchi March 22, 2023