Chandler: "This girl in my class is pretty cute but I haven't spoken a single word to her yet. We follow each other on Instagram though."
Nick: "Well that's a start -- at least she follows you back"
Chandler: "Yeah, there's just a small problem."
Nick: "What?"
Chandler: "I accidentally liked one of her old posts."
Nick: "You're cooked bro -- that's some Title IX Rizz."
Nick: "Well that's a start -- at least she follows you back"
Chandler: "Yeah, there's just a small problem."
Nick: "What?"
Chandler: "I accidentally liked one of her old posts."
Nick: "You're cooked bro -- that's some Title IX Rizz."
by Gucci Butchi February 29, 2024
Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.
“Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”
“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”
“That’s a great idea.”
“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”
“That’s a great idea.”
by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025
Friend + slut. People that are whores but in a platonic way. They’re the type of people that are desperate for friends — they’ll brag about all their friend groups but never engage any of their so-called “friends” one on one. Essentially the side character. 95% of their +1,000 Instagram followers they’ve never seen in person. There’s also a 95% chance that they’re in a frat or sorority since they can’t form organic relationships and resolve to paying for friends out of desperation.
“Did you hear about Sebastian? He’s such a flut!”
“Yeah, it makes sense that he joined a fraternity. He’s a fucking douchebag with no personality. He’s never had to work a day in his life and sits on his dad’s cock for beer money and friends.”
“Yeah, it makes sense that he joined a fraternity. He’s a fucking douchebag with no personality. He’s never had to work a day in his life and sits on his dad’s cock for beer money and friends.”
by Gucci Butchi March 21, 2023