8 definitions by Guamiest
A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
by Guamiest October 21, 2021