Definitions by Guadalupe Mafia Dictionary

Hairlax

The act of eating hair while fighting.

I pulled a hairlax on that guy when we fought.

Hairlax by Guadalupe Mafia Dictionary July 9, 2025

Porklinger 

One who has intercourse with pork-based products.

That guy fucked a ping, he's a porklinger!

Porklinger by Guadalupe Mafia Dictionary July 9, 2025

Crelish 

When you crush an onion on a person's forehead.

I just crelished that guy.

Crelish by Guadalupe Mafia Dictionary July 7, 2025