Porklinger

One who has intercourse with pork-based products.
That guy fucked a ping, he's a porklinger!
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Crelish

When you crush an onion on a person's forehead.
I just crelished that guy.
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Hairlax

The act of eating hair while fighting.
I pulled a hairlax on that guy when we fought.
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