Definitions by Grodon Fereman

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

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When somebody invites you somewhere with the promise of there being food, but in reality there is no food.

"Everybody was disappointed at Chad's Ethiopian Dinner Party last Saturday."

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