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Nike

Why the hell does everyone think, Nike is a shoe? Or a company. Or at least something that includes sports. This is not ok. "Nike" is an amazing name for amazing women. For those who are intelligent, cute and sexy at the same time, super smart and (add every good behavior one can have here). Never ask them if they ever dated an "adidas". Just don't.

"What's your name?"
-"Nike."
-"Sorry...?"
-"Nike"
-"Niki?"
-"No, Nike."
-"Like the shoes...?"
-"Well. Yes"

by Gregory_ftw August 8, 2012