Definitions by Greggy Henderson

Montana Cow Poke 

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

Montana Cow Poke by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Burglar Alarm 

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

Montana Burglar Alarm by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Slinky 

When you are doing a guy from behind at the top of a staircase and you shove him down the stairs after you ejaculate.

He falls down stairs, covered in hairs, and makes a slinkety sound. Everyone knows it's Montana slinky.

Montana Slinky by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Rodeo 

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.

Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

Montana Rodeo by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Ranch Hand 

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

Montana Ranch Hand by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

Montana Lemonade Stand by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009