Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.

Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Shotgun

While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.

Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Slinky

When you are doing a guy from behind at the top of a staircase and you shove him down the stairs after you ejaculate.

He falls down stairs, covered in hairs, and makes a slinkety sound. Everyone knows it's Montana slinky.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009