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Definitions by Greg Taylor

that guy is “parski”
parski by greg taylor September 3, 2023

Cathy’s Law 

The fundamental law of nature that you will always crave Chick-Fil-A most on Sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.

The phenomenon is named after the late, great Chick-Fil-A founder, S. Truett Cathy.
Last Sunday, I got fucked by Cathy’s Law again. This time I got all the way to Chick-Fil-A and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. I was devastated.
Cathy’s Law by Greg Taylor July 1, 2018

broskimo 

one of those conformist bro kids who wears true religion jeans (sagged a little past the crotch), styles his hair up in a fo-hawk, and most importantly regularly wears his extra fluffy, oversized parka jacket with the furry hood
hey look at that broskimo!
broskimo by Greg Taylor December 13, 2008

broskimo 

one of those conformist bro kids who wears true religion jeans (sagged a little past the crotch), styles his hair up in a fo-hawk, and most importantly regularly wears his extra fluffy, oversized parka jacket with the furry hood
"Hey Zane, look at that eskimo over there with the parka."

"No Greg, that's a broskimo, notice the pierced ears and faux hawk..."
broskimo by Greg Taylor March 16, 2008