6 definitions by Greg ONeill

web proud

The feeling of satisfaction and/or superiority one experiences when s/he thinks his/her website is up to date and cool enough to compete with the best.

Antonym: Web shame.

John has to show everyone he meets his website. He's web proud.

by Greg ONeill June 14, 2007

Viagr-on

A hard-on produced or facilitated by Viagra, or any other such prescription drug for "erectile dysfunction." Viagr-ons are different from naturally-occurring erections in that they are more easily attained and don't require the same amount of genuine sexual stimulation. Also, they tend to last longer and throb more intensely.

I wasn't really into (her/him), but I had a total Viagr-on, so I figured, "What the Hell?"

by Greg ONeill December 8, 2006

get stoopid

A summer phenomenon popular in New York City's outer boroughs (Brookyln, Queens, and the Bronx especially)wherein neighbors hang out on stoops or fire escapes, putting a buzz on and talking with neighbors.

John: "You going into the city tonite?"

Jeff: "Nah, I think I'm just gonna hang in the 'hood, see who's around and get stoopid."

by Greg ONeill September 4, 2008

Mallhattan

What Manhattan has become since the Giuliani era... Little more than corporate outposts, a Starbuck's on every corner, and a place of employment for all those who commute from the other four boroughs.

In Mallhattan, we have a K-Mart just off the subway in the East Village; a Home Depot in Chelsea; an IKEA threatening to wipe out Red Hook in Brooklyn; and a Barnes & Noble or Borders replacing every cool bookstore you ever visited.

by Greg ONeill December 8, 2006

webutant

A person making a debut into web celebrity status -- the latest hot cewebrity.

My friend Jon's new blog get so many hits it crashes the server. He's just entering cewebrity status. He's a webutant.

by Greg ONeill April 4, 2007

web shame

A feeling of inadequacy over one's own website or blog because one doesen't feel it measures up to current "cool" web standards.

Antonym: web pride or web proud

John: "So, do you have a website?"

Mary: "Oh, yeah, but don't check it out. It needs work."

John: "Oh, Mary -- do you have web shame?"

by Greg ONeill June 14, 2007