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Definitions by Greenhans33

phagggot 

People of any gender and usually between the age of (43-50 years old) that “used to” tour all over the USA and the Whole World following Phish shows; now they just have exclusive “couch parties” to watch the Phish shows because not everyone is vaccinated.
Chad and Brad invited my GF to go to the Phish show, and I wasn’t invited because I don’t know who the hell “Trey” was. What a bunch of Phagggots!
phagggot by Greenhans33 March 13, 2022

Covid-Cane 

Covid-Cane: (Definition)

having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.

ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.
Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.

As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.
Covid-Cane by Greenhans33 January 2, 2022
Term used to describe the tweaker hippies that are clearly not your average hippy, nor your usual tweaker.
"I was shopping in Safeway during trimming season in Northern California, and I saw twippies everywhere."
Twippie by Greenhans33 January 15, 2015