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phagggot 

People of any gender and usually between the age of (43-50 years old) that “used to” tour all over the USA and the Whole World following Phish shows; now they just have exclusive “couch parties” to watch the Phish shows because not everyone is vaccinated.
Chad and Brad invited my GF to go to the Phish show, and I wasn’t invited because I don’t know who the hell “Trey” was. What a bunch of Phagggots!
phagggot by Greenhans33 March 13, 2022

beta phaggot 

One of the most overused words on the bodybuilding.com forums. Basically anyone who doesn't work out or is considered a "nice guy"
Forum post:

Why you are a "beta phaggot"

You are a needy, indecisive approval-seeker who makes your woman a higher priority than yourself and your passions.
beta phaggot by betterthanfuckbook December 28, 2014

Op is a phaggot 

Used in online forums to denote the thread creator is homosexual. 'Faggot' is spelt 'Phaggot' due to the fact many forums block the former.

More often than not, the insult is used as a sign of dissatisfaction with the thread, instead of implying the creater is gay. When the rare occurence happens that this really is the case, the phrase could not be more suitable.

Usually after many replies of 'op is a phaggot' by unsympathetic forum users, the thread will die and the member will be left feeling scarred and broken. It is a common trend for people who rarely post to create threads which bear 'phaggot' comments, so the poster often sinks back into the bushes to lurk until he plucks up enough courage to try his luck again.
Thread:Have any of you seen the film *insert crap title no-one watched*

replies: op is a phaggot

Thread: I Like using my boyfriends anal beads

Replies:: Wow.. looks like op really is a phaggot
Op is a phaggot by j4mi3 November 28, 2011
My friend Brian is a phaggot.
Phaggot by MikeC. November 20, 2010
An idiot, moron, or other low intellectual individual. Does not mean the same as faggot. Does NOT mean a homosexual, unless that homosexual is of low intelligence.
Man that guy is a complete dumbass...a straight phaggot.

He is gay, what a phaggot. Nah dude I think you mean faggot, he is pretty smart so he isn't a phaggot.
Phaggot by The adjuster January 4, 2014

phaggotry 

the display of faggot-like actions; acting gay, or in a gay manner.
He is setting a fine example of phaggotry.
phaggotry by Mike Gamman December 10, 2008
A cooler way of spelling Faggot. Means the same thing.
Jamal: Nigga, you a phaggot.
Phaggot by abab1987 March 25, 2010
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