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Used commonly by modern day teens, kelsoff refers to the physical reference of male self-ejaculation. Kelsoff is pronounced similarly to Jack-off and has a similar meaning.
"I'm so bored right now, I can just stand here and kelsoff."
"The boy who kelsoffed during the day became tired but satisfied."
"The boy who kelsoffed during the day became tired but satisfied."
by Greenbrier News February 27, 2010
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"Hey BB, how many maggybytes did you say your iPod can hold?" (Stated after being accused of obsession towards someone.)
"I think that girl that has been eyeing you has a jump drive full of maggybytes."
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by Greenbrier News February 28, 2010
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