by great cornholio September 01, 2006
An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.
I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.
by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011
One who feels the need to park in the fire lane at Wal-Mart even though there are 2000 parking spaces open.
by Great Cornholio March 24, 2005