To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
by Greasy DuckFat February 11, 2015
A classic finishing school for boys of all ages, a place where they can learn the finer things in life such as.. How to approach a lady with a classic chat up line such as 'Ooooh I'm going to make you bleed' and how to dea with said lady after one has 'chucked one up it'
I was a bit bored one day and I saw this bang tidy bird in the street so I swept in and using my knowledge from TheKyriModestouSchoolofCharm. I whispered in her shell like 'ello darlin, I'm gonna make you bleed later' before smiling and toodling off along the street
by Greasy DuckFat July 07, 2015