Gravy 's definitions

Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

by Gravy October 7, 2005

Stickpig

1. (n) A female that is unattractively thin, frail, malnourished, scrawny, emaciated, etc.
2. (n) A slutty or skanky looking female

1. "Look at the knock-knees on that stickpig. She's about 80 pounds soakin wet!"
2. "I'm gonna bang that little stickpig tonight!"

by Gravy November 19, 2004

Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob

1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"

by Gravy October 7, 2005