Definitions by Gratzniya Greetza

crabcrotchka 

Russian slang for public lice, a sexually transmitted disease.

"That Russian ballerina cyka I hooked up with last night gave me the fuckin' crabcrotchka!"

crabcrotchka by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016

Drotchkastotchka

Demon of Russian folklore, primarily targets adolescents engaged in underage drinking in the Siberian forests. It has the head of a llama, the claws of a crab, the legs of an ostrich, and the tail of the rat. The male equivalent of the Baba Yaga.

"Yuri, Smirnakov, and I were drotchin' and stotchin' in the forest last night when we saw the fuckin' Drotchkastotchka emerge from the lake and come after us!"

Drotchkastotchka by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016

drotchin' and stotchin' 

slang term Russian youth use for the act of both drinking and smoking

"Hey Smirnakov, are you and the gang drotchin' and stotchin' tonight?"

drotchin' and stotchin' by Gratzniya Greetza November 26, 2016