Definitions by Grant McUnit

Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

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A girl (or guy) who is so tight that kryptonite is required to penetrate and/or tap that.

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A virgin

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To emphasize how hot a person is.

"Oh man, that girl is kryptotite"

"I was with that hot ass girl last night. Let's just say she was kryptotite."

"Holy shit, she's kryptotite!"

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