Grant McUnit's definitions

kryptotite

A girl (or guy) who is so tight that kryptonite is required to penetrate and/or tap that.

or

A virgin

or

To emphasize how hot a person is.

"Oh man, that girl is kryptotite"

"I was with that hot ass girl last night. Let's just say she was kryptotite."

"Holy shit, she's kryptotite!"

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010