A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up
Mike Litoris is a California
homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked
the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call
name EVER. Hugh Jass
, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun
one feels at the first blare
of a fire alarm
Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency
when you seize up
and start bleeding from your ears?
*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*
"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"
*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."