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Definitions by Grammar Nerd Club VP - Stacy

\ˈvī-ˌjēn also vī-ˈ\
Function: noun
1 : a science of the establishment and maintenance of your vaginal area
2 : conditions or practices (as of cleanliness) conducive to health of your vaginal area
Although attractive, the stripper's vaginal area reeked as she performed her lap dance on my friend Jack. We determined that she definitely had bad vygiene.

off the chain 

Function: adv., adj.
Someone or something that is out of control.
The party at Jane's house was off the chain! (adj.)

Jack was off the chain when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. (adv.)