Graham Paul Knopp's definitions

mancusian

One who regards the mass of humanity as unthinking monkeys, sheep, or programmed mindless consumers, acting at the will of social conditioning without independent thought.

"I'm a Mancusian, like I don't shop at WallyWorld wid all those wack cheese curds, yo!"

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

cheese curd

Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.

The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007