Definitions by Grüne Blume

Surzi 

The correct way to pronounce “Sourz” liquor. The pronunciation comes from the hypothetical hypothesis that the liquor might come from Switzerland and is therefore originally called “Surzi”. Unfortunately hypothetical foreigners struggled with the pronunciation of “Surzi” which is why the brand name was changed to “Sourz”. Nonetheless, the correct pronunciation remains the same and only great people still call it “Surzi”.

Three blue Surzi shots, please.
MY favorite liquor is Surzi.
No, it’s REALLY called Surzi.

Surzi by Grüne Blume November 23, 2021