Definitions by GorillaRussel
Dick of Theseus
“I was with this dude the other night, but he had a Dick of Theseus…”
“Damn, those things do perplex me!”
“Damn, those things do perplex me!”
Dick of Theseus by GorillaRussel May 21, 2026
Los Pollos Shuffle
The act of eating copious amounts of lard and shitting it out, then proceeding to slip and slide through it into a pile of McDonald’s fries.
“Hey Wad, let’s do the Los Pollos Shuffle on stream today! It’s gonna get tons of views!”
“New Jersey”
“New Jersey”
Los Pollos Shuffle by GorillaRussel May 21, 2026