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Definitions by Gordy Frigmahole

The Briggsy Factor 

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.
Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.

Briggs Issue 

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.
Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.
Briggs Issue by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Briggsback Mountain 

An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.
Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.