Gordy Frigmahole's definitions

Briggsy's Brothel Bill

A very large sum of money. The term is a reference to the armies of rent boys used by Briggsy, the world famous gay modern artist.

How much do you owe hairy Dennis?

Lord knows! About as much as Briggsy's brothel bill.

by Gordy Frigmahole February 6, 2007

Briggsy Scale

A scale for determining a person's level of gayness. The scale runs from 1 (a straight person with an unintentional slight minciness in deportment) to 10 (Briggsy - the gayest of the gay).

See that guy with the pink lipstick and pink mini skirt?

The one with 8 guys wanking over him and a huge butt plug in his ass?

Yeah that one. He's number nine on the Briggsy scale.

by Gordy Frigmahole February 6, 2007

Briggsy Poppins

A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.

Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"

by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006