Dredge

When you eat another dudes asshole out using a spoon, fork, or other kitchen scraping device while under water in a bath tub or hot tub.
Diego is a Master Dredger.

Brenden was surprised to see the tub water brown after a vicious Dredging session.

Hey, wanna Dredge?
by Goose1 March 19, 2014
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pull-a-barber

To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old
I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber
by goose1 September 21, 2007
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