pull-a-barber

To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old

I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber

by goose1 September 09, 2007

Dredge

When you eat another dudes asshole out using a spoon, fork, or other kitchen scraping device while under water in a bath tub or hot tub.

Diego is a Master Dredger.

Brenden was surprised to see the tub water brown after a vicious Dredging session.

Hey, wanna Dredge?

by Goose1 March 07, 2014