Definitions by Googled Hell

Dirty Lance 

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance

Dirty Lance by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

Google Hell 

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked

Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell

Google Hell by Googled Hell April 24, 2017