Goods and Wares's definitions

hot robbie

To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.

I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie

by Goods and Wares May 15, 2006

okey doke

To round up and get going, and then change pace to a rapid beat down on opposing forces.

We gave the zombie the old okey doke.

by Goods and Wares April 16, 2006

Headless Horseman

The disappearance of the head due to the act of shoving it up a vagina.

I dove my head in vertical and performed the Headless Horseman.

by Goods and Wares May 19, 2006