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Definitions by Goober The gooning glump

Gooben stein 

A “Gooben stein” is a person who is overly bossy and is the type of person who would post a sob story on Instagram on Valentine’s Day about being single.
Eg; hey Emily, Merry Christmas. Ok whatever dude, I don’t really care. OK, then “Gooben stein”

blowjob teether 

A “blowjob teether” is a person who is known to use their teeth to bite, nibble, and scrape. while giving a blow job.
Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a

Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.

Big Buchanan Cock 

BBC stands for multiple things and can be used for multiple uses, this one Stan’s for Big Buchanan Cock. People with names that start with a are more attracted to it then most.
Big Buchanan Cock. Big and strong, usually sticky at times.