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slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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Mordechai

A ugly homeless homosexual who has no friends and is super short and has a tiny winey penis
Damm that mordechai he's guy as flip
by Gonk August 16, 2017
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