Goffrey Clayton's definitions

hyper-lash

A full blown, no holds barred, booze-laden party.

Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"

by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014

inefficiency

Scoring 100% in a fraud test when the pass mark is 80%

Vanessa "Ha I scored 100%"
Paul Hardy: "Pure inefficiency. -5 points"

by Goffrey Clayton February 10, 2014

Not funny

Something that fails to cause much mirth and amusement

*Mark Brown sees that his security pass has been blu-tacked to the ceiling*

Mark: C'mon guys, that's just not funny

by Goffrey Clayton April 5, 2014