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lawgasm

1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.

2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.

3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"

"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."

"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
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defunk

To do something which spoils a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

See also defunked

Has no connection with the adverts on this site.
"Don't defunk my good nature, Billy!"
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 11, 2006
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labels

See also label

Something placed most commonly on soup cans. Also found on: jars, bottles, tins, crisps, things that are not people.
goth,gothic,goff,sk8r,skater,greb,greebo,grunger,mosher,rocker,punk,emo kid,metal head,chav,prep,poser,townie,trendie,chavette,cyber,geek,dork,nerd...
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emotard

Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.
"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"
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Goffboy

Comic character portraying satire of today's youth culture, stereotypes and weaknesses in society.

Originated from a joke held by the creator and fellow school friends to get across the stupidity of bully of the 'goffs' by the chavs.
See creator's work at crystar.deviantart.com
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ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...
"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."
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shoregasm

An orgasm on a beach.
I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
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