Definitions by God Demosthenes

aron

a boy on par with chad and is like the monkey from speed racer, Chim Chim.

extremely bad at english and calls you "stupit"......*its not a typo.

ex. "its not my fault your stupit!"

"Aron is being a chad again...."

"Hey, you stupid Chim Chim, get back here!"

"Is he the retarded runner?"

aron by God Demosthenes November 12, 2008

kai off 

to jerk off with an erection of 3 inches or smaller. usually accompained by a small metal ring around the penis to stop it from falling off.

verb: kai-ing off

"i bet you dont' jerk off, you kai off.

kai off by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006

Ear Sex 

To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.

"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."

"We had ear sex in my car."

Ear Sex by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006