Ear Sex

To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.

"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."

"We had ear sex in my car."

by God Demosthenes December 07, 2006

aron

a boy on par with chad and is like the monkey from speed racer, Chim Chim.

extremely bad at english and calls you "stupit"......*its not a typo.

ex. "its not my fault your stupit!"

"Aron is being a chad again...."

"Hey, you stupid Chim Chim, get back here!"

"Is he the retarded runner?"

by God Demosthenes December 07, 2006

kai off

to jerk off with an erection of 3 inches or smaller. usually accompained by a small metal ring around the penis to stop it from falling off.

verb: kai-ing off

"i bet you dont' jerk off, you kai off.

by God Demosthenes December 07, 2006