Definitions by Goathurder

Pakiwipe 

Wiping your arse with your bare hands

Ran outta toilet paper had to pakiwipe my hole clean

Pakiwipe by Goathurder June 2, 2018

Alahwipe 

When you scrape the turds out of your ass with bare hands

Dude I had no wipes so I had to alahwipe the shit right outta my hole

Alahwipe by Goathurder May 31, 2018