Alahwipe

When you scrape the turds out of your ass with bare hands
Dude I had no wipes so I had to alahwipe the shit right outta my hole
by Goathurder May 01, 2018
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Pakiwipe

Wiping your arse with your bare hands
Ran outta toilet paper had to pakiwipe my hole clean
by Goathurder May 04, 2018
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