1) Lemarette is the new shift manager! I thought I was good at katering but that fluffer must be masterful.
2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.
Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.
2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.
Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.
by gnostic1 April 30, 2011
place. Industrial city where most of Ohio's fridge magnets are forged. Located where the magnetite miners had easy access to both water and oil Tynersburg grew from a small hamlet to a bustling metropolis at the turn of the century when fridges began to be formed from metal instead of wood.
Home of the Fighting Woodchuks pasanka choir and a Bavarian Beer Stein interpretive center, Tynersburg boasts a bold hold on the past and a niche-based future.
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Home of the Fighting Woodchuks pasanka choir and a Bavarian Beer Stein interpretive center, Tynersburg boasts a bold hold on the past and a niche-based future.
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Isn't Tynersburg the home of both an Olympic archer and a famous composer of Indian ragas?
Why yes. I believe it is, and I think you can buy cleverly constructed fridge magnets celebrating both of them.
Why yes. I believe it is, and I think you can buy cleverly constructed fridge magnets celebrating both of them.
by gnostic1 August 10, 2012
by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.
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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
place. Welsh mining village nestled in the Snowdonian range in Glamorgan. Twice voted the least pronouceable place on the planet.
Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.
Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.
by gnostic1 August 13, 2011
Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!
You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011