Pateena is the funniest, smartest, and sexiest girl alive.
Usually she is 25% black and STUNNINGLY gorgeous. Her eyes a gorgeous green and her skin a pale white.
Being married to Pateena is every man’s dream, and his nightmare.
Along with being the best woman to walk the earth, she is a walking mix of sass, vibes, and wisdom.
Probably addicted to League of Legends.
Usually she is 25% black and STUNNINGLY gorgeous. Her eyes a gorgeous green and her skin a pale white.
Being married to Pateena is every man’s dream, and his nightmare.
Along with being the best woman to walk the earth, she is a walking mix of sass, vibes, and wisdom.
Probably addicted to League of Legends.
by Glizzyglitters September 24, 2025
Get the Pateenamug.