Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Satay nipples

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.

Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”

by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021