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A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.
Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?
by Glen Wales July 16, 2008
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