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A folk legend, during the 1960's Roland was a Mercenary who came from Norway. He took a contract fighting in the Congo, and was known for his skill with a Thompson Sub-Machine gun. He eventually attracted the attention of the C.I.A. who payed off one of his compatriots to betray him. Later Roland's betrayer died under mysterious circumstances. Soldiers and Mercenaries still claim to see the ghost of Roland in multiple military conflicts over the past 50 years. He is described as being headless and still carrying his Thompson Sub-Machine gun.
Soldier 1: "I saw something weird during the last firefight we were in."

Soldier 2: "what was it?"

Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."

Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
by Gil Favor September 8, 2020
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