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Definitions by Giggletits

Cotton Eyed Joe 

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)
“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“
Cotton Eyed Joe by Giggletits October 28, 2017

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013