3 definitions by Gester Ghost

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.
I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug
by Gester Ghost September 22, 2010
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A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.
Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.
by Gester Ghost September 22, 2010
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(Noun) One who bridges in respect to mini-marts and corner stores.

Typically gamblers or unwed mothers with little to no control of their many children, bridgers are people who prolong their order, so as to bridge between two rushes.

Rush - Upswing in business.

A typical technique for bridgers is the False End.
False End - Purchasing inital supplies and producing more money for more thing within arm's reach of the register.

Then, there is the Double Take: Asking for something behind the register and then adding something while the clerk has his back turned.

The Gambler's Gambit - Purchasing a scratch ticket, scratch it at the counter while purchasing other scratch tickets, win a one or two on that ticket and repeat the process over again.
I couldn't stock the shelves or brew coffee for an hour, because I had two bridgers to deal with.
by Gester Ghost November 27, 2010
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