Green phone

Welcome your phone is full of Shrek porn.
My friend had a Green phone and I disliked him ever since.
by German Bebe December 11, 2019
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purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.
My dad gave me a purple salmon.
by German Bebe December 11, 2019
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