Geraldo at Large's definitions

spartan sex

The act of engaging in standing doggystyle sex with a female out on a balcony, and when she is about to experience sexual climax, you pull out quickly, yell "This is Sparta!!!!" and when she turns around to ask WTF, you Leonidas-kick her in the mid-sternum, sending her over the balcony ledge and down to her doom.

I had spartan sex with you mom

by geraldo at large November 19, 2007

Boobix Cube

It's like a rubix cube, except it's round and has a nipple.

Check out my new boobix cube

by Geraldo at Large March 31, 2009