Gerald Geraldson's definitions

Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.

"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."

by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006