Definitions by George Flord

Sonny Smedley 

This absolute tank is sadly blind. The cute black puppy dog is alive and healthy.

Wowee ‘Sonny Smedley’ is so cute.

Sonny Smedley by George Flord November 9, 2022

Jesse Searle 

An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.

Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’

‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’

Jesse Searle by George Flord November 9, 2022

Candy Cooper 

A dog that is largely obese and fat. Has problems working, blind and deaf. No one loves it. Dead.

What is the fat Candy Cooper doing here?

Candy Cooper by George Flord November 6, 2022