Definitions by George Corn

Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.

My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.

Jack Watkingooner by George Corn October 19, 2025

Taha Hathigooner

A person who beats his shit and goons into a pan while they're making butter chicken curry

I think Ted did a Taha Hathigooner in this butter chicken curry. It tastes really salty.

Taha Hathigooner by George Corn October 19, 2025

Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.

I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.

Henri Gooner by George Corn October 19, 2025