Definitions by Geordie lad

Bantz 

A term used when your having a joke or winding someone up and making fun. Also used when someone tells you something funny they have done lately and you reply with "Bantz"

Other night I was having a right Bantz with the boys about who's footy team is better. Then as a Toon supporter I got ripped to shit.. tried to give it back but the Bantz from the lads done me!!

Bantz by Geordie Lad June 5, 2019

Crimantic

Crimantic. A word used when your very turned on by another person and cant stop thinking of doing Nasty ass naughty things to them.

"God the things I'd do to you would hardly be legal" like Criminal but Romantic.

"Sorry I'm just very Crimantic"

Crimantic by Geordie Lad June 4, 2019

Same as me arse for blisters 

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

Same as me arse for blisters by Geordie lad December 13, 2012