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Definitions by Geoff Stelling

Rotisserie dicking 

When you have a female companion on your genitals and you begin to spin her around during intercourse.
Eh love, you up for a good rotisserie dicking tonight?

The JP celebration. 

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.
I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.