GenosCyborg's definitions

Mikitaka

The best alien you will ever meet. He will help you fight super flies and help you cheat in gambling. If you ever see a wild mikitaka, give him tissues as a gift, he will now die for you.

Josuke: Have you seen mikitaka Anywhere?

Okuyasu: he’s sleeping in a cornfield again

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Speed weed

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!

Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

kennedansas

A brand new fictional state I have now created. No more Ohio memes, now it’s “only in kennedansas”

Person 1: Bro where did you see that?

Person 2: kennedansas

Person 1 only in kennedansas bro

by GenosCyborg August 14, 2023

vamphobic

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”

Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat

by GenosCyborg October 4, 2022

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023