GenosCyborg's definitions

Lali-Ho

When an evil vampire baby attacks you through nightmares while you’re traveling with your bros in the desert

Guy one: that baby is looking mad suspicious

Baby: Lali-Ho

by GenosCyborg November 14, 2023

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

Reigen Arataka

The best psychic of the 21st century!! Haunted? Cursed? Sore muscles? Come down to spirits and such consultation office! Mob! Make tea! Serizawa! Answer the phone!

-serizawa: “it’s the IRS”
-Reigen Arataka: “HANG UP”

“I met the best psychic in the world yesterday, Reigen Arataka…”

by GenosCyborg July 17, 2023

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023

lelolelolelo

Kakyoin’s furious battle cry. An alternative spelling to rerorerorero. This sound invokes fear in the heart of anything mildly cherry-shaped.

Kakyoin: LELOLELOLELOLELO (RERORERORERORERO)

Anything Mildly cherry shaped: (quivering)

by GenosCyborg July 26, 2023