October 16

Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.

Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”

Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”

by GenosCyborg August 05, 2023

vamphobic

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”

Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat

by GenosCyborg October 04, 2022

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 04, 2023

Speed weed

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!

Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed

by GenosCyborg August 05, 2023

worse company

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure

Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

Reigen Arataka

The best psychic of the 21st century!! Haunted? Cursed? Sore muscles? Come down to spirits and such consultation office! Mob! Make tea! Serizawa! Answer the phone!

-serizawa: “it’s the IRS”
-Reigen Arataka: “HANG UP”

“I met the best psychic in the world yesterday, Reigen Arataka…”

by GenosCyborg July 17, 2023

Mikitaka

The best alien you will ever meet. He will help you fight super flies and help you cheat in gambling. If you ever see a wild mikitaka, give him tissues as a gift, he will now die for you.

Josuke: Have you seen mikitaka Anywhere?

Okuyasu: he’s sleeping in a cornfield again

by GenosCyborg August 05, 2023